this book was hillarious. Kal, or Spark as he picked for himself watched all the wrong Earth footage before coming to the planet and trying to interact.. it was hillarious reading about him trying to get women to sleep with him with a ball gag and then when he finally convinces Carrie to come back to his room he thinks he needs to do a strip tease for her.. with her giving him money.. to a horrible song and he can't dance.. and it's just wonderfully funny. then things get serious when Carrie gets kidnapped and Kal has to find her. but he's a tough hero that loves his lady so of course he finds a way and he has a little help from the inside too. I really recommend this book if u want a steamy yet funny read!